Saturday, August 10, 2013

Down with the sickness - Training through, and post illness

So apparently I am sick now more often now than an elderly woman suffering from an immune disorder that lives in the sewer.

Nevermind that the last illness I had was more than 6 months ago, and that I've only been sick about an average of 2-3 times a year the last 4 years.  What's really important is the perception that I am constantly on my death bed.

Seeing as how I am finally feeling better, I thought I might take a few minutes in between deathbed illnesses, to write about how I manage to train and continue setting PR's.  Despite being the immune system version of Mr. Glass from Unbreakable, training has gone well for quite some time, so I thought I'd expound on training while being down with the sickness.  O-whacka whacka.

I actually do get questions on what to do about training when sick, so I thought I'd give the real life version of what I do when I'm sick, in regards to training, or just some solid overall protocols on how to handle it.

Colds -

Colds are a nuisance for sure.  The severity of the cold is generally the issue.  Some colds do in fact zap you hard enough to steal your strength out from under you faster than a midget can poke you in the taint.

If it's a head cold, I train through it.  It is possible if I am achy with said cold, I'll rest.  But most of the time I just still plan on training, and do.  I've even had some damn fine sessions with some pretty severe colds.  Often times, you will even feel a bit better after training than you did before.  However I don't recommend training balls fucking out with a cold because you have to remember your immune system is a little compromised at this point, and training IS a stress.  So go in, break a sweat, get a pump, get out.

If it's a chest cold, or something even more dramatic like bronchitis, I do NOT train.  Ever.  If it's in your lungs, wait.  And when I say wait, I mean WAIT.

I had a former training partner that came in to train after he had just gotten over a bad case of bronchitis.  I told him to really take it easy, and not push it very hard.  He didn't listen, and during our warm up of walking around the track he said he felt like he wanted to go for a quick jog on the treadmill.  I advised against it, but he was a stubborn asshole and went and did it anyway.

He came back from his "yog", and said he felt great.  As we were there just talking, he found it harder and harder to breathe.  Then he went limp, and passed out.  Right there on the spot.  I mean it was a silly pass out too.  The ol arms went noodley and legs buckled.  He turned a crisp winters snow white, and while I was semi concerned my main thought as he lie there on the floor was..."that's what you get, you stupid mother fucker."

So don't train with a chest cold, or anything that inhibits your breathing.  Take it easy until that completely subsides, then break back into training lightly.

If you're taking sudafed, be wary of the fact that it can dehydrate you a bit.  More on hydration below.

Stomach Flu - 

To borrow from webmd....

The stomach flu is not a single disease. Instead, it's just a nickname for viral gastroenteritis, which is itself caused by a number of nasty viruses, such as noroviruses, rotaviruses, and adenoviruses.
I do not in any way training through the flu.  By the flu, I mean what I just had.  Diarrhea, vomiting, fever, sweats, chills, etc.  This is a time when you need to be pounding the fluids, and when your stomach can take it, run the BRAT diet.

From wiki, for you lazy assholes....

The BRAT diet is a diet for patients with gastrointestinal distress such as diarrhea, dyspepsia, and/orgastroenteritis. The BRAT diet consists of foods that are exceptionally plain and low in fiber. Low-fiber foods were recommended as it was thought that foods high in fiber cause gas and possibly worsen gastrointestinal upset.

An acronym, BRAT is a mnemonic for bananas, rice, apple sauce and toast, the staples of the diet.[1]Extensions to the BRAT diet include BRATT (with tea), BRATTY (with tea and yogurt), and BRATCH (withchicken, often boiled). Sometimes the "T" represents tapioca.

I did train about 5 days after my symptoms first started.  I felt ok enough by then to train, however the truth is, it wouldn't have hurt me not to train.  One thing that I think all of us get way too caught up in, is that we HAVE to train.  I do enjoy training, however there are definitely times where I would probably be better of just resting more.  This is probably an example of that, however I trained anyway.  The session really wasn't bad, but I did NOT feel better afterwards.

The main thing you need to be cognizant of after the flu, is hydration.  Most people tend to have longer recovery periods because they simply don't realize that part of that shit feeling you have after the flu, is also from being severely dehydrated.

The World Health Organization's standards for re,hydrating are as so....

A basic oral rehydration therapy solution is composed primarily of salt, sugar, and water using a standard ratio
30 ml sugar: 2.5 ml salt : 1 liter water
2 tbl. sugar : 0.5 tsp. salt : 1 quart water

Another handy solution I found was the following....

Gather the following items: table salt (sea salt is even better), baking soda, sugar, orange juice (100% juice), water (filtered is preferred), large container that can measure 1 liter of fluid.

Measure one half teaspoon (1/2 tsp) of salt into the containerAdd one teaspoon (1 tsp) of baking soda (NOT baking powder!)Add eight teaspoons (8 tsp) of sugarMeasure in eight ounces (8 oz) of orange juiceAdd water up to the one liter (1 L) mark to dilute the above ingredientsStir or swirl to combine

Once the above oral rehydration solution has been made it should be administered to the individual with diarrhea as a means to prevent dehydration. It is often necessary to take very small sips of the ORS frequently, rather than attempting to imbibe a glass of this concoction. It is not necessary to restrict water as long as the child or adult with diarrhea is drinking the oral rehydration solution as well. As always, individuals should contact their health care provider with any concerns or questions regarding treatment of adults or children with diarrhea.

You must remember that when you have the shits, you're shedding water at a faster clip than you can get it back into your body.  So even if you think you have been drinking enough, you probably haven't.  You need to take plenty of time to make sure and re hydrate your body before you train.

You are highly susceptible to injury when you are dehydrated.  So make sure you take an extra day out just to ensure proper hydration.

Food poisoning - 

Unlike stomach flu, food poisoning tends to run it's course in a shorter period of time.  So you can probably train within a day or so after your stomach stops feeling like you were impaled by Vlad.  However, I would make sure you've taken a day out to adhere to some proper re hydration protocols as outline above, before you venture back into the pit.

Mono - 

Mononucleosis is known as the "kissing disease" because that's the most common way that it's spread. However it can also be spread through the water fountains in the gym as well (who still drinks from the fountain in the gym besides kids?!?!).

"Infectious mononucleosis (also known in North America as mono, the kissing disease or Pfeiffer's disease, and more commonly known as glandular fever in other English-speaking countries) is a disease seen most commonly in adolescents and young adults, characterized by fever, sore throat and fatigue."
The general cure for mono, is rest.  The main risk associated with it is a swollen spleen.  However, the chances of rupturing it from exercise appear to be slim.  This does not mean however, that you get a free pass to go grind out heavy squats and pulls.  My personal recommendation would be to take an entire week off, rest, and then do light work the week after that.  You can still train with mono, you just need to take it easy.  The best thing about this is, taking it easy for a while often leads to solid strength gains for most hard training people.  This is not conjecture, it's fact because I've seen it and read it from too many advanced guys.

So the main thing with mono is to manage your fatigue by resting for a while, then add some light training back in the next week.

I hope some of this helps, or gives some insight.  I generally train as soon as I feel a little bit of energy starting to return.  Generally I like to "get a pump" and leave.  I'm certainly not trying to set a PR during that time, just get my body moving again and feeling better.

I'm off to train in a bit, and probably contract another immune breaking illness within the next 24 hours.  Stay  tuned.

Friday, August 9, 2013

LRB seminar in one week

I'll be in Littleton, Colorado waxing poetically and going over fundamentals and technique issues for the basics at the Crossfit in Littleton, CO.

http://crossfitlittleton.net/2013/06/24/paul-carter-strength-seminar-august-17th-and-18th/

Wednesday, August 7, 2013

Training through the plague - Pressing

Bodyweight - 265

Incline - bar x20,20
135x15,5
185x5
275x4
315x3
365x2
405x1

315x12

Shrugs - 225x50,50,50,50
Curl Machine - 180x10,10,10

Notes - I've had the flu-plague-somethingsoawfulitcan'tbeexplained for 5 days now.  I wasn't going to train tonight, however last minute I decided I'd go ahead and give it a go.

Just to prove a theory about good programming, I've always said you should still be able to hit your EDM EVEN WITH THE FLU.

I present to you 405 on incline, with good speed still.

The 315x12 is only 1 shy of my best rep set ever as well.

Monday, August 5, 2013

Apologies, Critics, and Application

I want to relay a message a great friend of mine told me recently, and something I've written about a few times as well.

1. Live your life in a way that you rarely have to apologize for your actions. It will happen at times, but the less you do and say that you have to apologize for, the happier you will be and the happier the people you care about will be.

Before you make a decision, or open your mouth....think. For just 5 seconds think. If you are angry, hold your tongue or at least be mindful of the things you let loose from it. Once words leave your lips they can never be taken back. No matter how much or how little you meant by them, they forever exist in the mind of the person they were directed at.

2. Never apologize for who you are. You have flaws. You may be fucked up sometimes. So are the people you care about. Love them the same way you want to be loved, even though you may be terrifically unlovable at times.

So long as you are TRULY adhering to rule #1, never apologize for what you do to shape the life you dream of. Be selfish with your happiness and the people you share it with. Be selfish in a way you give that love out. Not everyone is deserving of it. And if you hand it out freely, it will mean less to the people that truly deserve it, and there will be less of it to go around.

The people in your life that are going to love you unconditionally will accept you for the flaws others cannot. And you will do the same for them.

Honor them by adhering to rule #1, and honor yourself by adhering to rule #2.

3. Ignore your critics; don't silence them. Anything you ever do worth a shit will be frowned upon by others. This comes with the territory. Laziness hates a winner....a worker. People that can't do will always lambaste those that can. That is their job. It is your job to ignore them, and pour your energy into carving out your own path, your own present, and your desired future. The more time you spend arguing with your critics the less energy you will have to blaze your trail.

4. Embrace and apply ideas, don't just think about how good they sound.

Anything known, or learned, that cannot be applied isn't worth the space it is taking up in your head. Throw it away, or learn how to apply it. It does no good to know all the mottos and motivational sayings about living out loud if you're not actually doing it.

If you believe that doing the right thing is often the most difficult, yet you never put those into practice, then you don't REALLY believe that. What you believe can be seen in your actions and words on a daily basis. Not just what you think sounds good as an echo in the walls of your mind. If you want to better yourself, make a choice to live those choices in a way that others can see, and that you can see when no one is looking. Apply the virtues in your actions, so that what you believe about yourself, and what people see are the same thing.

I write these things for myself. I am a work in progress. As we all are. I share only my own personal burdens, and ideas about them. I do not point a finger. There is no judgement.

Sunday, August 4, 2013

The big bag of "scientific" bullshit


If there is one thing I hate across the spectrum in lifting and nutrition, it is the belief by some people that studies give irrefutable "proof" that the things they hold onto and build a philosophy around are science, and fact.

"Look, this guy says that guy is full of shit, and here's the studies that prove why."

People consistently find studies that support their theories and beliefs, and ignore anything that refutes them. Of course, the people who disagree with them hold on to the studies they were refuting, and round and round they go.

Basically they look like kids on the playground fighting over who won at "tag" or hide-n-go-seek........

"I win!"

"No, I WIN!"

"NO ME!"

"NO ME! YOU'VE GOT STINKY TEETH AND PEOPLE WITH STINKY TEETH CAN'T WIN! YOUR STUDIES ARE SHIT!"


There's less of this in the strength training world, and more of it in the nutrition and dieting area, I think. I think that's because testing what works for you takes less time in strength training, and of course people that keep training for an extended period, tend to eventually gravitate towards the things that work best for them. That is, if they are a good lifting "detective".

Not to mention that well, lifting is pretty simple. Over time, there has to be more weight on the bar. How you choose to do that is going to vary from time to time, because your recovery ability, strength levels, and life stress will dictate different needs. So will injuries.

However in terms of dieting, it's a constant world of confusion. One "scientist" or "guru" fights another "scientist" or "guru" about what works, and what doesn't. It's really the fitness version of World of Warcraft.

It's essentially semi jacked nerds with inflated intellectual egos debating the minute details of every study, and why this one particular details cancels out that entire study, so forth and so on.

For some reason, and maybe it's just me, but I feel like most bodybuilders figured this out a long time, and all of the decades of results they had are basically ignored.

In the 70's, guys did simple keto diets with what they call "refeeds" on Sunday. They got lean, and lost fat.

In the offseason, they ate as much as they could handle to grow. And they did.

In the 80's, the entire philosophy shifted, and guys went to low fat, higher carb. Annnnnnnnd, they got lean and lost fat.

In the offseason, they ate a ton of food so that they could grow. And they did.

Now, there's confusion all over the place about how to get lean, or who is full of shit because some study done on 22 grandma's that were full blown diabetics, etc. so forth and so on.

Again, the guys who get big and then get lean for a living (mainly bodybuilders) and have mastered that process, get completely ignored in the equation, because people want WANT to argue over some god damn studies.

Wendler has a great quote he used in regards to "studies"....

"Alwyn Cosgrove once said that if you took a lifter and had him perform a 1RM in the bench press, and then later the same day had him perform a full bench press workout complete with assistance lifts followed by having him test his 1RM again, the said lifter would test lower. Thus, you've just proven that weight training makes you weaker.

So take each study you read with a huge amount of skepticism and understand that humans always have an agenda."


People cherry pick the fuck out of studies all the time in order to support their belief or agenda, then often ignore the real world results because it runs counter to what a study "proved".

"This study showed that our ancestors ate copious amounts of only meat, therefore if you meat copious amounts of meat you will get dinosaur sized bones."

Jesus fucking christ. This is akin to saying that people who played NBA basketball got really fucking tall.

I'm not saying to completely dismiss studies or "science" in regards to lifting and eating. I am saying it's a good idea to ensure that you remain skeptical, especially if it runs counter to all of the real world results you have seen, or have experienced for yourself.

I don't know of a single bodybuilder that didn't have to eat less food to get in contest shape.  

I also don't know of a single one that didn't have to eat more, in order to gain mass.

I know, it can't be that simplistic.  

"You see, Paul it's not that simple.  This study here...."

Friday, August 2, 2013

Making the best of the time in your prime


People are often surprised to find out that I have a regular job, and that it has nothing to do with fitness or lifting. That's because even when I was young, I knew I wanted to be able to make a good living for my family, and try to be well rounded. So computers seemed like a good choice. In the 15+ years I've been doing IT work, that particular decision has never failed me.

I know of some "greats" in powerlifting, bodybuilding, etc that basically live hand to mouth now, or have to work menial jobs in order to support themselves. Mainly, because instead of seeing competing as something they did, they saw it as who they were. They became engrossed in it, and from my perspective, became lost in it.

Everyday was about meal prep, training, supplements (both legal and illegal), and isolating most of their time off from the world in order to reach their goals. I know of one chic who didn't go out to dinner one time in 9 months because she was so convinced she was going to win her big show, that she cut virtually everyone she knew out of her life, and only left the house to train.

I'm not sure what made her believe this measure of extremes needed to be taken. The judges don't ask who was the biggest recluse at fitness shows, as far as I know. But I've never donned a bikini and stood onstage to be judged either. As much as I know you guys want to see that, I don't believe it will be happening.

She took third.

She lost money on her travel expenses alone. Even more sad to me, is that she lost time she can never get back.

Focus and drive are a great thing. So is balance. I could never figure out what avoiding eating out for nine months gave her an edge in. I couldn't figure out what essentially sealing her life off from family and friends did for her. Not from a competitive standpoint.

I can't imagine the emotional fallout she had to go through afterwards. I can't imagine it because I'd never put myself in that situation for any reason. Life is far more important than any show. What's an award worth if life's trophy case is empty?

I guess the answer to that is different for everyone.

But it's not just about money, either.

I have met so many of these people, or read about the things they go through once the curtain closes, and it's always a depressing ordeal. They end up losing their entire identity in competing, and when it's over, they have no idea what to do with that energy. 

Former NFL player Trevor Pryce wrote a piece a few years ago that really stuck with me. In it, he wrote....

"If you’re not prepared for it, retirement can become a form of self-imposed exile from the fulfillment and the exhilaration of knowing you did a good job."

So now that that is all gone....where does the fulfillment come from? When you never took the time to cultivate relationships or a career that can sustain you emotionally and financially afterwards?

Some people still find it, in other avenues related to the industry. Coaching, personal training, gym ownership, etc. For those that don't it reminds me of that HBO special I watched on strippers. The eldest of the strippers in the club talked of how she knew years before that she needed to get out of that line of work, but that she had wasted all of those years when she was making great money, with no thought of the fact that it was all very temporal.

Now she sat, dejected, watching the younger and far more beautiful girls take away all of her business, and could do nothing but wander on her numbered days.

Make the best of the days you have in your prime. Part of using that time wisely is making sure you're also setting yourself up for a great future. You won't be young and beautiful forever.

Thursday, August 1, 2013

For those in the Colorado area

http://crossfitlittleton.net/2013/06/24/paul-carter-strength-seminar-august-17th-and-18th/

Paul Carter, strength athlete and coach (lift-run-bang.com) will be teaching a Strength/Lifting Seminar at CrossFit Littleton Saturday 8/17 and Sunday 8/18. The cost is $75/person for the weekend (there are no 1/2 price options for 1 day or the other). This seminar is open to the public, all are welcome. Click here to register. Paul is well respected in the Power Lifting/Strength world. We expect this seminar to fill up so you may want to register earlier rather than later. Bring any gear/clothing you care to and be prepared to practice and lift. See you there! Here is the tentative schedule for the weekend: Saturday 8/17 9-12 Class 12-1:30 Lunch 1:30-4 Class Sunday 8/18 10-12 Class 12-1:30 Lunch 1:30-3:30ish Class/Wrap-Up - See more at: http://crossfitlittleton.net/2013/06/24/paul-carter-strength-seminar-august-17th-and-18th/#sthash.xQnwQyaE.dpuf