I have a great business idea. Tell me if you think it's legal or illegal.....
I am going to sell t-shirts. You go to my t-shirt site, and pick out the t-shirt you like. A hot chic will deliver this $500 t-shirt to your house where she may or may not have sex with you (up to her after you give her the $500 for the purchase of the t-shirt).
No returns. If you want another "t-shirt" just order a new one.