Friday, August 26, 2011

Congrats to Wendler and the new addition

I was in a sweaty heap of luxurious females from my harem last night when I heard my phone go off.

A text from Wendler.

Apparently a new 5/3/1 disciple was born around 11:36 P.M. and put up quite the fight.

The new guy is James and he weighed 5.31 pounds (ok that's a joke but wouldn't that have been ironic?).

Jim says everyone is doing terrific.  Great news.

I returned to my sweaty heap immediately afterwards and celebrated madly.

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