I was in a sweaty heap of luxurious females from my harem last night when I heard my phone go off.
A text from Wendler.
Apparently a new 5/3/1 disciple was born around 11:36 P.M. and put up quite the fight.
The new guy is James and he weighed 5.31 pounds (ok that's a joke but wouldn't that have been ironic?).
Jim says everyone is doing terrific. Great news.
I returned to my sweaty heap immediately afterwards and celebrated madly.